We all do weird things when we’re alone. But sometimes they’re so weird that we can’t imagine anyone else does them too…except, we all definitely do!

Don’t believe us? BuzzFeed shared hilarious tweets from people who shared the things that they do, that they believe other people do, but that no one ever talks about. Here are the best answers!

1. Snoozing Logic

   “If I wake up at 8:27 and my alarm was set for 8:30, you can bet 100% imma close my eyes and go back to sleep for those 3 minutes.”

2. Random Pains

   “You ever just get a sharp stabbing pain in one of your organs and you think ah it’s finally happening?”

3. Forgetting Someone’s Name Immediately

   “One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name I forget to listen to what it is.”

4. Having to Move When Shopping Online

   “The worst part about online shopping is having to get up and get your card.”

5. Zoning Out

   “Do you ever zone out but you’re aware that you zoned out but you’re too lazy to zone back in?”

6. Thinking Too Much While Driving

   “Do you ever drive like a solid five minutes while thinking about something incredibly random and stupid and then you’re like were any of those lights I passed green how did I get here WTF”

7. Acting Like Your Car Has Feelings

   “Hitting a pothole so hard you apologize to the car.”

8. Hating The First 60 Seconds of Working Out

   “You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.”

9. Having to State the Animal in the Window

   “If you drive past horses and don’t say ‘horses,’ you’re a psychopath.”

10. Feeling Weird Right After You Bowl

    “Why is it so awkward walking back after you bowl in bowling?”

11. Forgetting Time

    “Does anyone else ever pull their phone out to check the time but then have to do it again cause they forgot to actually look at the clock or am I just stupid?”

12. Wearing Emotions On Your Face

    “Do you ever just forget to hide your expressions for a minute and then you’re like whoa, I did not mean to make that face out loud?”

13. Random Concerns

    “Sometimes I get really concerned about things very suddenly, like I’ll be chillin’ then all of the sudden be like. ‘oh crap, where’s my birth certificate?’”

Can you relate to anything on this list? What’s something you’ve experienced before that you never really hear discussed?