15 Tweets That Sum Up the Thoughts of Every Woman Who Has Ever Dealt With a Man With a Cold
Being sick is the worst—we can all agree on that. But, sorry men, most of you really stink at being sick.
A woman has a cold and she can still power through the day—one tissue in her nose, she’s still at the office, making dinner, and giving the kids a bath.
But ever notice when a man gets sick, it’s like his whole world ended? Call the ambulance! Write the will! Say bye to the kids! As a human, men physically stop working.
You know this struggle well if you’re the woman caring the man when he catches a cold—or should we say “man flu”? At least, that’s what we’ve deemed a grown man who can’t handle a simple cold.
Don’t believe us? Here are 15 women who found themselves dealing with a man with a cold. Let us say a little pray for each of them (and then laugh hysterically because these tweets are so relatable!).
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Who really suffers when the husband is sick?
You’re the real MVP.
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He’s always sicker than you are.
Even when yours could be fatal.
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Will the cold actually kill him?
Or will the wife?
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He resorts to his childlike dependencies.
AKA he literally becomes a baby.
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The kids have to know Dad loves them.
He probably wrote a will too.
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It could literally be enough to leave him.
Someone take this man child off my hands!
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You can’t convince them that it’s just a cold.
He almost has us believing it too. Almost.
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Ice cream makes everything better.
Even if it’s not for the “sick” man in your life.
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Everyone’s asking…
Definitely not.
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How long do we have to stand for it?
HOW LONG IS TOO LONG, FOR REAL?
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They never let you forget it.
“Remember that time I was sick?” Dude, get over it already!
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There’s no difference between a sick man and a sick baby.
In fact, we think we’ll take the baby.
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Just what the doctor ordered…
Chicken soup with a side of attention.
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The plague would be better.
Please, take me instead!
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Wives-caring-for-sick-husbands unite!
We love him still, we swear.
Do you have a husband who’s dramatic when he has a cold? What do you do to deal?