21 Of The Pettiest Things People Did When They Got Angry With Their Partners
Sure, you can kiss and make up—or you can mess with their heads a bit. Sometimes, though it may be childish, we prefer the latter! And apparently, so do a lot of other people.
Behold, the funniest tweets about the pettiest things that people did when they got pissed off at their partner:
Faking a Broken Dishwasher
My husband pissed me off so when he wasn’t looking I poured water on the floor in front of the dishwasher. He’s been fixing it for the past 2 hours.
— 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 (@3sunzzz) October 12, 2019
Making Up A Special Day
My husband pissed me off today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he had planned for our special day tomorrowThere is nothing special about tomorrowBut there is something special about watching the color leave his face as the panic takes over
— kids_kubed 🇨🇦 (@Kids_kubed) January 11, 2020
Using Improper English
the next time my linguist boyfriend pisses me off, I’m just gonna say “irregardless” and see what he does
— altrey (@aubviouslynot) October 2, 2019
Creating Multiple Open Condiments
I know it sounds mean but when I’m mad at my wife and want to lash out, I open a bottle of some condiment when there’s already one open.
— Boyd’s Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) December 27, 2020
Adjusting Weight Watcher Points
When I’m mad at my girlfriend I log onto her weight watchers account and add the points from the food she ate off my plate.
— Dan Madonia (@DanMadonia) August 5, 2015
Offering Button PJs for the Baby
husband pissed me off tonight so I gave him button up PJ’s for the baby 🙂💛
— cam (@cameryncarterr) August 4, 2020
Flaunting the Raised Thermostat
My husband pissed me off so I sent him a picture of the thermostat set to 72 degrees.
— Not the Nanny (@not_thenanny) March 1, 2021
Pretending They Let Spiders Live
When I’m mad at my girlfriend I just tell her I saw a huge spider in the house and let it live.
— Ed Jaundrell (@EdJaundrellSTC) May 26, 2016
Purposely Using Tools Wrong
My husband pissed me off so I took photos of me using his tools improperly and sent them throughout the day while he was at work as payback
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) November 15, 2020
Making the Cookies Healthier
My husband pissed me off so I made him his favorite chocolate chip cookies and used black beans instead of chocolate
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) December 9, 2020
Messing With Their Online Games
When I’m mad at my husband I like to plug my usb mouse into his computer and move the mouse around while he’s playing online games
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) February 9, 2021
And Their Pandora Stations
I’m mad at my wife so I liked a lot of songs on her Pandora playlist that I know she didn’t like
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) December 7, 2020
Threatening Glitter in the New Car
My husband is obsessed with keeping our new car in pristine condition, so I carry a little vial of glitter with me at all times in case he pisses me off.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) December 5, 2018
Replacing Organic Fruits With Non-Organic Fruits
Sometimes when I’m really mad at my wife, I put my regular apples in her organic bag.
— Kent Graham (@KentWGraham) March 30, 2021
Snagging the Better Hangers
Petty confession: when I’m mad at my husband and doing laundry I will hang all his shirts with the wire hangers and use all the nice ones for mine 😅
— brittenymarie (@brittenymarie4) August 25, 2020
Moving the Car Mirrors
My wife ate the last donut this morning so I went in her car and readjusted the driver’s seat and mirrors.
— Forward March (@RunOldMan) March 11, 2021
Not Sharing the Salami
my boyfriend pissed me off so now I’m eating all the expensive salami in the fridge
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) May 17, 2020
Making a Very Healthy Dinner
My husband pissed me off so for dinner I’m making him Kale And Tofu Salad.
— 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 (@3sunzzz) December 19, 2020
Misplacing the Whisk
I know it sounds mean but when I’m mad at my wife and want to lash out, I’ll put a whisk in the spatula drawer when I’m emptying the dishwasher.
— Boyd’s Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) December 3, 2020
Buying Yet ANOTHER Throw Pillow
My husband pissed me off so I bought another half-dozen throw pillows for our bed.
— 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 (@3sunzzz) August 9, 2020
Making Friends Question Their Friendship
My husband pissed me off, so I logged onto his FB account and private messaged all his golf buddies that I want to lick their balls.
— Adrian (@adrianmyreality) June 23, 2021
What’s the pettiest thing you’ve ever done when you were mad at your partner?