13 People Share Their Best “Anyway, We’re Married Nowâ Stories
We always love hearing stories of how people met. Sometimes they are romantic. Sometimes they are hilarious. Sometimes there was an initial spark. Sometimes itâs surprising, based on first impressions, that these two people would end up getting married.
Reddit user thequeenoffandomhell asked, âReddit, whats your âAnyways, weâre married nowâ story?â The answers are so different, but the punchline is always the same. âAnyway, weâre married now.â Get ready to smile and possibly even laugh out loud while you read these 13 tales that jump from first impressions to marriage.
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Not the Best First Impression
Reddit user maimou1 wrote:
he came to the door to borrow my sisterâs textbook. no one would answer the door so I dragged myself out of bed, and answered the door in nightgown and curlers (hey, it was the early 80âs, ok?). he told me was there to see my sister. without a word I nodded, turned around and screamed âSISSS-TURRRâ, turned back around, saidâfamily intercom systemâ completely deadpan, and left him standing on the porch while I went back to bed. married me anyway, 38 years on the 21st.
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Twin Sisters
From urbancowgirl42:
Met him in high school while he was hitting on my identical twin sister. Anyways, weâre married now.
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Things Change
hey_sjay shared:
Right after our first kiss he said, âIâm not looking to get married.ââNeither am I,â I replied. So anyway, weâre married now.
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Such a Sweet Way to Propose
From FallingInTempo:
I was working at a video game shop, and he was hired to DJ the midnight release of a game I didnât care for. He comes in, waits in the giant line of people finalizing their preorder before midnight. When he gets to the register, I ask him if heâs here for the premier, but he says he wouldnât be caught dead playing that game, and proceeds to purchase a different, older game I later find out he already has. He asks me when I finish my shift, and to swing by the DJ table when Iâm off. I do indeed swing by, and now weâve been married going on 5 years with two cats and a recently purchased home. He proposed by sticking the ring inside the case of the game he bought that night.
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So Embarrassing
Written by kaimcdragonfist:
I tripped and rolled down a hill, embarrassing myself in front of my girlfriend and her roommate.Anyways the roommate and I are married now
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Grocery Store Romance
GoodbyeTobyseeya1 wrote:
I met my husband when I got a new job at a grocery store and the guy from the deli came up and yelled at me for hanging up on customers when I couldnât figure out the phone transfer process.He was that guy from the deli and anyway weâre married now.
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Sounds Like Love at First Sight for Him
From LMucheng:
When we first met, his first words to me were âIâm gonna wife youâ, and I scoffed.Anyways, weâre married now.
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Paper Airplane
Reddit user ReadingFrenzy wrote:
My dad threw a paper airplane at the back of my momâs head in college. She told him to grow up. Anyways, theyâve been married now for over 36 years.
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Are You Trespassing?
Moobell55 shared:
My great grandparents met because my great grandfather was delivering the news paper to my great grandmothers house and her brother though he was trespassing and tried shooting at him,my great grandmother felt bad and bought him lunch. They were together for over 75 years and lived a very happy life
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Nightmare Date
2beagles wrote:
I had a cold, and went on a date to an Irish pub. I was eating bangers and mash and had the urge to cough. I tried to keep my mouth shut, but just wound up spraying his face with gravy and mashed potatoes through my pursed lips. I was still coughing, so I took a sip of my drink to sooth my throat. It was beer. The bubbles tickled my throat more. I also spit that all over his face. He stared at me in disgusted horror as gravy, mashed potatoes and beer dripped down his face onto his shirt. I laughed and laughed and laughed, making my apologies sound very insincere. Anyways, weâre married now. Thank goodness our booth had high backs so only he suffered!
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At the Airport
Shared by Mahaloth:
I moved to China to teach middle school. Was introduced to another teacher while we were still in the Beijing airport.So anyway, weâre married now and have adopted two kids from Korea.
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At Church
Written by shaka_sulu:
You know that moment at church the pastor says ânow stand up and say hi to someone you never metâ? Anyways, weâre married now.
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âI Donât Like Youâ
From studassparty:
Met a new coworker and our first interaction was me saying âI donât believe youâ under my breath as I walked by. He thought I said âI donât like youâ. Anyways, weâre married now.